26个令人崩溃的问题

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Here are a few things to think about:
1.Can you cry under water?
2.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3.Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
4.Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
5.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6.What disease did cured ham actually have?
7.How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8.Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
9.If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
10.Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
11.Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
12.Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
13.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
14.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15.If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
16.Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
17.If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
18.Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
20.If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
21.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
22.Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
23.Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
24.Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
25.Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
26.Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

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zhou_iap

占位翻译

好多是美国人才熟悉的故事，咱们看不懂

把中外共赏的挑出来看看吧

1、在水下怎么哭泣

2、一个人物要重要到什么程度，才能区分对他是刺杀而不是谋杀

4、到天堂之后，你会穿着下葬时的衣服进入来世吗

5、为什么圆披萨要放进方盒子

8、婴儿睡觉的时候明明2小时就醒一次，可是为什么人们还是喜欢说自己“睡觉像婴儿”

9、聋子到法庭旁听，是否还能被称为旁听者

10、为什么人们说你在电影“里”，而同时又说你在电视“上”

11、为什么人们愿意为更高的楼层付更多的钱，然后买望远镜看地面的东西

12、当你脱衣服的时候为什么医生会离开房间，他们等会肯定会看到你的裸体嘛

13、为什么胸罩是单数（明明有两个罩嘛），而内裤是复数

21、玉米榨的油叫玉米油，蔬菜榨的油叫蔬菜油，那婴儿油是怎么来的

24、为什么长在屁股里面的称为痔，长在外面的的称为痣

25、当你冲着狗的脸吹风，狗会对你疯叫的，而你开车带着狗出去兜风，为什么狗喜欢把头伸出窗外

26、你总是优先留下你的email地址而不是别的信息，对此你感到惊奇吗？

[ 本帖最后由 zhou_iap 于 2007-8-3 10:12 编辑 ]

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开水100℃

已经崩溃鸟～

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howelee

好像挺简单的嘛

NDA36

Bba Bba BLACK SHEEP……

SKTOO

MS挺简单

order,please!

回复宇文MM

嘿嘿,要知道华南区大把海龟,这点豆芽对他们来说就像餐前开胃菜你要当它作主食就太寒碜了

3388

最大的问题是字太涉

SKTOO

字太涉是啥意思?

开水100℃

海龟E文就大牛么，大部分也还是在唐人街里说着this is what……

juno

3KNB 翻译哈哈

SKTOO

首先,要对经常浮在华南水面上的海龟有信心
其次,请相信万能的专门网
最后,如果以上两条都不符合你的心意,那俺们只好关起门来查字典了

回复 #12 juno 的帖子

先把你的翻译证亮出来瞅瞅

[ 本帖最后由 SKTOO 于 2007-8-3 10:06 编辑 ]

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原帖由 开水100℃ 于 2007-8-3 09:59 发表

海龟E文就大牛么，大部分也还是在唐人街里说着this is what……

海外大部分华人在唐人街混，那是粤语的天下
真正牛的是那些翻译的，特别是同传

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zljsfgitfk

你太有创意了。

SKTOO

请将阿拉伯数字后面相应问题答案填写完整,谢谢

juno

呵呵要那么翻译那么好干嘛?

SKTOO

学艺不精

juno

为什么要BS我啊...........

汉唐

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原帖由 zhou_iap 于 2007-8-3 09:35 发表

占位翻译

好多是美国人才熟悉的故事，咱们看不懂

把中外共赏的挑出来看看吧

1、在水下怎么哭泣

2、一个人物要重要到什么程度，才能区分对他是刺杀而不是谋杀

4、到天堂之后，你会穿着下葬时的 ...

信达雅.赞

juno

神似化境赞

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SKTOO

QUOTE:

原帖由 zhou_iap 于 2007-8-3 09:30 发表

占位翻译

好多是美国人才熟悉的故事，咱们看不懂

把中外共赏的挑出来看看吧

1、在水下怎么哭泣

2、一个人物要重要到什么程度，才能区分对他是刺杀而不是谋杀

4、到天堂之后，你会穿着下葬时的 ...

周MM有才

juno

真不错好

SKTOO

补充:

3.Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
为什么你必须投两便士,虽然你认为只一便士就够了,多余的一便士去哪里了?

6.What disease did cured ham actually have?
不会翻译..........

7.How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
在我们认为给行李箱装上轮子是个好主意之前,把人置于月球之上又会如何呢?

14.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
烤土司的机器把土司烤得很焦脆，一点都不好吃，有点品味的人都这么觉得，为什么人们还在用？

15.If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
吉米剥着玉米，根本无人在意，为什么还为他写首歌？

16.Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
装有尸体的灵柩车可以开在共乘车道上么？（carpool lane车道上行使的车，至少装载两个人）

17.If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
围困于Gilligan岛上的教授，用椰子壳做了部无线电装置，为什么却不懂怎样堵住船上的洞？

18.Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
同样是两只狗，为什么Goofy直立行走,而Pluto前后爪并用才能行走？

20.If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Wiley E. Coyote有钱买下ACME所有的赌注，为什么没钱付晚餐？

22.Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?字母表歌和《一闪一闪亮晶晶》的歌是同一个旋律？

23.Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
为什么你不信，还要自己亲自唱唱去检验我说的是否正确？

zhou_iap

承蒙谬赞，被大牛看见要笑掉大牙了

flywater

汗一下22……

SKTOO

大牛是WHO啊

第六个真是不会
6.What disease did cured ham actually have?
腌制火腿（cured ham）到底得的什么病？

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