【转帖】世上最强的“中国式英语” 看完晕倒

不再扣篮

01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我，我也不鸟你
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
彼此彼此
07．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
09．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
不三不四
22. seven up eight down
七上八下

aris

果然是强
go past no mistake past

3230

乐呵乐呵

38D

离放假越来越近，心情越来越好了。

忧愁绽放1

QUOTE:

原帖由 不再扣篮 于 2006-4-27 15:30 发表
01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我，我也不鸟你
04．you have seed I will give y ...

floor's owner ture strong
木娄      主    真    弓虽

river_s

楼上补充的比较经典……呵呵，

来自农村

想起了小时候在英语单词旁边用汉语注释

DarkClouds

果然厉害。。。。。。。

双鱼无为

强啊，也够累得。

小姚子

叼.....帮顶....

dslove

不错不错

charlestan

floor owner has two down son

matis

确实挺猛的

rain_ab_68

还是强~~

rclpy

太吊了，强！

iciici1016

小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five

太会搞了....ft

zhgh112535

People mountain people sea!

Aiyisi

真是够强的，刚看见

lmx2004

QUOTE:

原帖由 charlestan 于 2006-4-28 09:59 发表
floor owner has two down son

楼主有两下子

taoqibao

强人！
偶们刚学外语时也没达到这个境界

raysonpak

Real TNND strong!

好好学习

WATCH SISTER .....

sl10

确实够衰。。。

diomandcold

03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我，我也不鸟你
都能NB！