【转帖】You know you're a Port Adelaide supporter when

Ruotian

同事发的。

ruotian注释：Port Adelaide基本是社会中下层.


You know you're a Port Adelaide supporter when:



1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.'

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch this.'

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.

9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Power.'

10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.

11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.

12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.

16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.<

老张1980

什么玩艺，我没有过4级

没虫吃的叶子

没感觉。。。。

老张1980

就那样了

TMAC

你符合多少？

Stendhal

呵呵，你有没有match的啊？

salutes

没看懂几条。

juno

学习了

zljsfgitfk

看的好累.