来一个经典的黄色笑话：wendy

cassab

从天涯上看到的，笑疼了肚子，贴上来给大家看一下：

This guy has a girl friend named Wendy who finally convinces him to tatoo her name on his D-I-C-K... well when it's soft you can only see W Y .

One night they go out and he goes to the restroom. He sees a tall black guy standing at the urinal next to him and notices a "W Y" tattoo on his D-I-C-K too.

He hesitates then asks the guy if his girlfriend's name is Wendy too. The guy replies "No, why?"

He explains that his girlfriend had him get "Wendy" tatooed on his D-I-C-K and it too only shows W Y when it's soft. Then he asks the guy... so what's your tatoo say when it's hard anyway?

The guy replies "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"



[ Edited by  cassab on 2008-2-2 15:56 ]

Remon

yogibear

非常强大。。。非常长。。

PS: 一般瘟神一个字母宽度是多少？？

cassab

Little John attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, John asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

　　His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.

　　John, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

yangzhenguo - T50-8

黄色笑?

cassab

judge:why did you kill your boyfriend?
　　Lady:he picked me up from school,took me to a bedroom,remove my uniform,laid me on the bed,spread my legs & then said…joke joke joke!!!

djingle

一男的有一女朋友名字叫Wendy，女朋友千方百计说服他把她的名字给纹到他xjj上，最后她成了……可当xjj疲软的时候只能看到"Wy"。
一天他们出门，他上卫生间。看到隔壁一个黑人也在嘘嘘，而且xjj上也有"Wy"。
他犹豫许久还是问那个黑人：你女朋友是不是也叫Wendy？黑人回答：不是，咋了？
他解释到：他女朋友让他把自己名字Wendy纹到xjj上，当xjj疲软时只能看到"Wy"。于是他问那黑人：你那家伙hard的时候上面纹的啥？
黑人说"Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"
（欢迎来到牙买加，拥有美好一天）

coldhand

果然经典

bluesmansion

想起A到Z那个笑话了～

juno

看下中文版本

li@111@il

关于长度的经典比喻

酷睿

北方一狼

想起在工地时一帮兄弟去宾馆洗澡，由于水比较凉，洗完后就有兄弟对宾馆漂亮的服务员小mm说：“你怎么放的水，这么凉！这么大的都冻成这么大了～～”。听得小mm一脸迷茫。

lawbreaker

去买增长药

lengbj

我记得怎么跟你不一样啊？？我记得是他的鸡巴上纹了WC，然后人家问他，干嘛要WC啊，他挺起来给人看，是WelCome

jnpiero

真晕

jackyhubin

黑娃果然强